We Will Host Literally Anything!
For 35 years, Happy Landings has been a trusted event space committed to non-violence and compassion for all. Despite recent rumors, we have never been associated with criminal activity. Our record speaks for itself, with countless successful events that have brought joy to our community.
One such event was Mime Time with Dennis, where the audience was treated to a captivating performance by the talented mime artist. His expert use of facial expressions and gestures conveyed stories without a single word, leaving the audience in awe.
Another popular event was Trevor Sings the Songs of Hamilton, where our audience sang along to every word of the Broadway hit musical. Trevor's powerful vocals and stage presence were a delight to watch, and the event was a resounding success.
At Happy Landings, our commitment to safety and inclusivity is unwavering. We take great pride in providing a welcoming environment for all who enter our doors. Our team works tirelessly to ensure that every event is a memorable and positive experience for everyone involved. In conclusion, Happy Landings remains a beloved institution in our community, and we will continue to host successful events that bring people together in celebration of life and art.
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WELCOME TO HAPPY LANDINGS L. L. C.
Mr. Dicker
Our Founder
Married or Buried No Need To Be Harried!
Welcome to Happy Landings, the perfect venue for your next event. Our catering services offer a wide range of edible and yummy food options that are sure to impress your guests. With our impeccable food safety record, you can rest assured that no guest will be poisoned here ever. Mr. Dicker, our esteemed host, is definitely not in the mob; he's just a genuinely nice guy who's dedicated to making your event a memorable one. No event is too ludicrous, so why not choose Happy Landings for your next occasion?
Looking for a catering service that can do absolutely anything? Look no further than Happy Landings! We’re experts at hosting events where food is eaten, and we guarantee that there won't be any incidents of poisoning. Our team goes above and beyond to create dangerous, yet sexy gatherings that your guests will never forget. Mr. Dicker is our host, and there's absolutely no involvement with the mob.
Come see for yourself why Happy Landings is the go-to destination for events. At Happy Landings, we offer a unique event space that is both elegant and inviting. Whether you are celebrating a joyous occasion or honoring the life of a loved one, our venue is the ideal choice. Our delicious catering options are sure to please, and our team is dedicated to ensuring that your event is everything you envisioned and more. And rest easy, Mr. Dicker is not involved with the New York mob, and no guest has ever died in the building this year.
Vision
At Happy Landings, our vision is crystal clear. We value the safety of our guests above everything. We have a zero-tolerance policy for any kind of violence and we don't tolerate criminal activities such as organized crime. Our guests' safety is our topmost priority, which is why we are proud to say that no one has died at our premises this year. We aim to provide an inclusive and fun environment for everyone that genuinely reflects our vision.
Mission
Happy Landings is a safe and welcoming space committed to ending violence and promoting a peaceful society. We offer a variety of resources, events, and support for individuals and communities. Rest assured that we are not associated with any criminal activities and strive to uphold our values of non-violence and compassion for all.
Our Team
At Happy Landings, we understand that planning events takes a lot of work, and sometimes mistakes happen along the way. That’s okay - we’ve all made them! But rest assured, our team is committed to always going above and beyond to ensure that your event is a success. While we are technically owned by Mr. Dicker, the true heart of Happy Landings are the wonderful people who work here, like our team member Shelly Welly. Shelly has been with us for several weeks, and though she may make a few mistakes here and there (she has a lot of cats, after all!), she always puts her heart and soul into providing the best possible service to our customers. We are proud to have her on our team!
BOOK YOUR NEXT EVENT
AT HAPPY LANDINGS!
We’re here for you no matter the budget or occasion!
WEDDINGS
FUNERALS
PROMS
DANCE RECITALS
SWEET SIXTEEN PARTIES
SWEET SEVENTEEN PARTIES
BAR MITZVAHS
BAT MITZVAHS
ALL MITZVAHS
BAPTISMS
CONFIRMATIONS
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
CLASS REUNIONS
CLASS WARFARE
PET BOUDOIR PHOTO SESSIONS
DANCE RECITALS
POP-UP POETRY SLAMS
NUDIST NIGHTS
NANCY’S THIRD BIRTHDAY PARTY
HOLIDAY HOOTENANY’S
DRAG (*RACING ONLY!)
FUNDRAISERS
CHAMBER (MUSIC OR COMMERCE)
TIME FOR SELF REFLECTION
MIME TIME WITH DENNIS!
LUCHADOR WRESTLING
SCIENTOLOGY FESTIVALS
COMICON II
FURRIES MIXERS
COOKIE DECORATING (BYOC)
LAST MINUTE LECTURES (*MUST HAVE THREE MONTHS NOTICE)
TREVOR SINGS THE SONGS OF HAMILTON
COMING OUT PARTIES (SON OR DAUGHTER OR AUNT)
KEVIN’S ”HAND’S ON” DRYWALL SEMINARS
SIP AND PAINT PICTURES OF PINEAPPLES
COOKING CLASSES (NO KITCHEN ACCESS)
HOT YOGA (CAUTION REALLY HOT)
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